Monday, 31 December 2007

Opening Day Loss for England's Finest










Sadly we have to report a 5 wicket loss to the Australians – after a tense game at the Rajiv Gandhi Test Stadium today. Played in 32 degree heat, the match saw England win the toss and bat; however, we never really got going and mustered only 138 for our 35 overs. Five separate batsmen got in and scored more than 15 only to get themselves out, on a greenish track that had a touch of early morning dew about it.

All credit to the Aussies – they bowled a tidy line, were as noisy as ever and fielded very well. But, in truth, our score did not do ourselves justice and made life difficult for the bowlers.

What was encouraging was that we held some good catches – Mat Gullick at mid on, Ian MacDougall at square leg and Jamie Cameron at gulley took a blinder; our best bowler by far was Sam Buttterfield [who top scored with 22] who bowled a tight spell and took 1-12. Of the other bowlers Deni Matthews took two, and Jamie Cameron one, whilst Dave “SuperHarmy” Rhodes bowled a snorting delivery to get rid of the Aussie number 4 – knocking out his middle stump in emphatic fashion

Celebration of the day was Jamie Cameron who – after getting a second ball dubious LBW decision whilst batting regrouped and took a blinding catch whilst fielding. He promptly threw the ball in the air and shouted “Finally, I've come to the party!!”

We have a rest day tomorrow and another game – this time at the Lal Badahur stadium = the old test ground against Sri Lanka on January 2nd.

The mood is good in the camp and we know we can do better; the Sri lankans better beware…

Meanwhile, as the men did battle on the pitch, the devoted WAGs watched adoringly from the stands and kept the conversation heavily intellectual with discussions on whether palm oil was the best hair conditioner and why men needed such an awful lot of mothering.

SCORECARD:

ENGLAND:

1. Williams – 17
2. McDougall – 4
3. Gullick -16 [including a 7!]
4. Newcomb – 8
5. Dodd – 21
6. Opperman – 16
7. Cameron – 0
8. Butterfield – 22
9. Rhodes – 0
10. Matthews – 2 not out
11. Bob Percy Hall [a legend throughout Asia] 5 not out
TOTAL: 138

AUSTRALIA:

140-5
AUSTRALIA WON BY 5 WICKETS

Sunday, 30 December 2007

Opening Day at the Rajiv Gandhi Stadium









What a day, sports fans!! Six teams from around the world have come together in Hyderabad to fight for the first ever Lawyers’ World Cricket Cup. This event is massive in India – the whole day’s welcome ceremony, speeches and play in a demonstration 10/10 match was broadcast live on Channel 20, the Indian live sports channel.

Our own Bob Percival [known now to the Indian sporting nation as “Bob Percy Hall”-as he was referred to by the commentator] kept wicket and batted with style and skill in the international team taking part in the demonstration match; also taking part was JC, our leader and founder.

Our itinerary sees us playing Australia tomorrow in the opening game on the Test Ground with the first ball bowled at 9.30am local time. The weather is 30 degrees Centigrade and the pitch shows a touch of green, but has significant cracks in it – there should be something for everyone. On examination we were able to put a little finger in one of the cracks on the wicket just of a length - it should be tasty!

The team of 13 good men and true [and 5 gorgeous WAGS] are in good spirits and ready for what lies ahead. The standard of the opposition is a bit unknown, but the Indians are warm favourites and we are, according to the media, “an unknown quantity” – how little they know!

After Australia we play Pakistan, Sri Lanka, West Indies and then India in our final match. Three of our games including our first and last matches are on the Test Ground – with the remaining two games on the old Test Ground in the centre of town and one match out in Secunderabad.

We attach 4 photos of the events of today, which show the mass media coverage and the fact that the last match played here was the India v Australia one-day international. The scoreboard still bears the names of Tendulkar and Ponting!!

Bring on the Aussies tomorrow and watch this space for the match report tomorrow night Indian time.



Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Nets report

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

A muted evening charactersied by a number of good men and true realising that shortly they will be representing their country.

It is a rare privilege to be comrades in arms with your fellow man; we are doubly blessed to be wearing a shirt that shares our name and our country's name on its back; few have such an honour.

We are shortly to be embarking on a journey together where we will be tested; where we will have to fight the good fight on behalf of each other.

Where the only thing that matters is the man standing next to you.

Where everyone has come from a different place, by a different path, but all of us are in the same boat together.

This is a special time and all of us, I believe, appreciate the opportunity.

The next time we truly line up we will be playing on a test ground, fighting the good fight.

BRING IT ON!!

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Nets report

Rare guests at the nets tonight...we are indeed fortunate to have shared the nets with 3 distinguished commentors:

- Cory TV
- Our coach
- Wisden

1.Cory TV paid us a visit, in the form of Cory, their Live video correspondent [aka travelling WAG Corinna Ferguson, taking time out from busy HL practice], who conducted a series of live interviews with the Skip, and many more. In the longer term we will be graced with the video footage of her video analysis of the various "bowling" actions on display...but first her interview with the skip:

Q: Cory TV, (slightly breathlessly to the Skip): "So what do you think are your strengths in the touring party?"

A: The Skip [a little too breathless, as he is not quite yet in peak physical condition]: "Well, we bring a formidable team of drinkers to the party!"

Q: "And your cricketing assets?"

A: "I feel we will sledge well" [said in true Steve Waugh style deadpan]

Q: "What are the strengths of your bowling attack?"

A: "Without doubt our ability to take the opposition by surprise!"

Cue Cory TV 's trophy boyfriend Dave "SuperHarmy" Rhodes giving everyone a surprise, by bowling a lively beamer that cleared the batsman and keeper and breaks the back of the net, with a bullet that moves and lifts in the air a good foot, without actually touching the turf [do not fear, fellow brothers in arms;he then bowled a snorter that seamed and left the batsman before breaking the off peg]

2. Our coach - Tony the inactive Tiger: Tony is a nice man but a pretty rubbish coach; however, as an analyst of our abilities he is up there with Bumble. His analysis went like this:

"You are a team of triers who seem to have a lot of bits and pieces cricketers" [euphemism for: you have no bowlers, but everyone turns their arm]; he then compounds his analysis by stating [I swear he said this] - "you are a bit like the present England team in fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I confess that for once I was lost for words

3.WISDEN: the last word must go to the Wisden correspondent who came down to record "THE OTHER ENGLAND TOURING TEAM'S PROGRESS....."

Their correspondent stated: "God help India - I am not sure they are ready for you lot" .....HOW LITTLE HE KNOWS!!

Yours in Cyberspace...

the ever improving [and frankly taking a lot of caught deep mid wicket scalps] Henman